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The Hinks is a feline with a capital ‘C’. Although he is not your average household pet, he does occasionally give audience to his humans who adore him and write songs and haikus to his magnificence.

The Hinks Abides

Recently, the Hinks had a lady caller. The beguiling Osaka graced the house with her presence while her humans were on holiday. The Hinks developed a deep devotion to his lady friend and followed her about the house, meowing his undying love. However, much to The Hinks’ distress, his advances were rebuffed.

Soon after Osaka's arrival, The Hinks’ humans were lounging at home when they were surprised to hear a tinkle coming from the bathroom. They imagined the worst. This could only be the work of some sick, peeing cat burglar. Armed with a baseball bat and an inclination to be disturbingly impolite, they launched a ruthless attack on the bathroom only to find The Hinks perched on the seat, relieving himself.

Oh the joy! The rapture! The unabashed awesomeness that is The Hinks.

The vet proclaimed The Hinks to be of sound mind; just too polite to share the litter box with the lovely Osaka. The cunning Hinks had hatched a plan to win over his reticent companion.

The Hinks has since learnt to use the toilet for all his needs. His fame spreads far and wide. Alas, his love for Osaka remains unrequited, but The Hinks will find a way…. Watch this space for the next episode of The Magnificent Hinks!

Ode to The Hinks (By Seirna P, Hinks' human)

Hinkles loves me, this I know.

For his licking tells me so.

Peeing in the John is his way.

A little fat but that's okay.

Yes, Hinkles loves me

Yes Hinkles loves me

Yes Hinkles loves, his licking tells me so.

Wish your cat was as clever as The Hinks (as if!)? Pehaps you can try the Litter Kwitter:

www.litterkwitter.com