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If the sounds of children's laughter fills you with bile, if the prospect of goodwill makes you want to renew your subscription to AK47's monthly, then this is the blog for you.

Christmas need not be merry, it need not be nice

You can be naughty  and mean and all filled with vice.

Here is a guide to crush all the cheer,

so you can finally have an unmerry Christmas this year.

The first order of business for you

Is to do all the damage that one grinch can do

So eat all the heads off the Gingerbread men,

Its delicious and malicious, and then

To the eggnogg add a good dose of lime

To thoroughly ruin mum and dad's good time.

Then fill all the stockings with stinky old socks

Add a dash of garlic and old eggs and lox.

Let the dog lick all the mince pies,

Unravel the mittens and cut up the ties.

Change all the names of the gifts under-tree

Fill up the apple cider with pee.

Melt all the snowmen and put the reindeer down

Chase all the angels right out of town

Short out the lights and set the tree on fire

Plot, scheme, collude and conspire.

Replace the turkey stuffing with nothing but fluffing,

Wet the firewood to get lots of huffing and puffing.

Being a Grinch is such a sinch,

You can have a good time, even in a pinch.

Merry Christmas from The Planet Project!